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Senior and Life Solutions, Inc.
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Bits of Help and the Lighter Side
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The national Alzheimer's Association is now recommending 5 cups of caffeinated coffee per day. It will usually prevent you from getting Alzeimer's, in many cases it will back up the progression if you already have it, and in most cases will keep it from getting worse!! More to come later on this page.
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Learn more about the health benefits of cinnamon. It assists in lowering cholesterol. More to come in our e-book about nutrition.
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Just because I am Blond. Last year I replaced several windows in my home and they were the expensive, double-pane, energy, efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed for a whole year and I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy did we go 'round. Just because I'm blond doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year...that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I haven't heard back. Guess I must have won that silly argument!!!!
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A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible" says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead are you?' "No," she says. "I'm actually a blond." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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IT'S NOT TRUE THAT ONLY A "DOG PERSON" WOULD TRULY APPRECIATE
THIS STORY.
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled
down the car windows to make sure Murphy, my
Labradoodle, had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat
and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said,
"Why don't you just put it in Park?"
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